A Merrry Heart Does Good Like A Medicine!

Let's Laugh!

These are some of the favorite jokes sent in by kids like you.

What makes a tree noisy?..............."It's bark"!

Where do frogs hang their coats?........... "In a croak room".

Which of God's animals are always laughing?...... "A happy-potamus"?

Do robots have brothers? ...... "No.. only trans - sisters"!

How do hens dance? ..... "chick to chick".

A little boy saying his prayers one night..........
    "Our Father, who art in heaven, how did you know my name?"

Why do bees have sticky hair? ......Because they use honey combs.

Where does satisfaction come from? ... "A satis-factory".

How can you count cows? ... With a cowculator!

What flower do you eat? ... A Cauliflower.

Why is a rabbit's nose shiny? ... His powder puff is at the other end.

A girl saying her nightly prayers...... "I guess you noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns...."
 

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